Pop 'n' Rock Stew Feb - Oct '04

So, 'well-read' Madonna
Is to do an English degree.
A correspondence course, of course.
Oxford University.

How will she find the time?
A job, two kids and hubby,
And four hours each day in the gym
To stop her getting tubby.

Maybe she'll relax,
Maybe put on some pounds,
Maybe take a hiatus
From apeing hip young sounds,

Grow old with some grace,
Find some nice new friends,
Not the likes of Vinny Jones
With language that offends.

Elton may be right,
Her miming may be galling.
But better mute and erudite
Than godawful caterwauling.