Pop 'n' Rock Stew Feb - Oct '04

ELO, ELP,
BTO, 10CC,
4AD, ZTT,
LFO, DLT.

McCartney's playing Glastonbury,
I've got my ticket here.
I'm sixty-four tomorrow,
But no-one calls me 'dear'.

I'm going with an old girl friend,
It's 'Yesterday' once more.
I bought a tent on Monday
From an Argos Extra store.

Rod Stewart likes blondes,
Frogs live in ponds,
If you kiss one you might get a prince.

If Rod acted his years,
He'd be dating old dears,
With twin-set and pearls and blue rinse.

Three lions on our shirt,
St George's on our car,
Then tops off for the lads, though
Our man-tits need a bra.

Can you guess what the words are?
It adds to all the fun.
Expletives now on 'Top of the Pops',
Entertain your daughter or son.

'What's that word mean, Daddy?
And why does she have to moan?'
'Buy the ####### single, child,
And leave me the #### alone!'

Little Baby Spice,
Oh so very nice.
Blonde and smiley,too.
Everyone loves you.

Nasty Posh, the cow,
Should be a good hausfrau.
But if you will not smile,
We'll give you all our bile.