Pop 'n' Rock Stew Feb - Oct '04

Will Young
Once sung
One song
Through tongue.

I had a dream that Morten Harket
Opened our local supermarket.
He wasn't singing 'Take on Me',
But barking 'Buy one, get one free!'

You give your children a hand,
You say, 'listen to Franz Ferdinand'.
But no matter how hard you try,
They still go and buy McFly.

I remember a woman,
A rock 'n' roll woman,
Dancing to heavy rock tunes.

A long-legged woman,
A whole lotta woman,
The only one in the room.

If Kylie and Danni Minogue
Had sang in a thick Aussie brogue,
And changed their names to Charlie and Dan,
And always stood up to piss in the pan,
And instead of showing their wee bums and breasts
On stage, paraded their big manly chests...

What a bloody awful waste
For gay/straight men with very bad taste.

Don't despair
At Will Young's chin,
Ask him to stop
That awful din.

We've now seen most
Of Britney Spears,
But don't know what's
Between her ears.